Welcome, Guest. Please Login or Register
Clusterheadaches.com
 
Search box updated Dec 3, 2011... Search ch.com with Google!
  HomeHelpSearchLoginRegisterEvent CalendarBirthday List  
 





Page Index Toggle Pages: 1
Send Topic Print
For all my grammatically correct friends (Read 1213 times)
LadyLuv
CH.com Alumnus
***
Offline


I love YaBB 1G - SP1!


Posts: 1495
Champaign, IL
Gender: female
For all my grammatically correct friends
Mar 17th, 2011 at 1:10pm
 
               Sex And Good Grammar

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.

The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for.

The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, 'This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3.'

When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want."

The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded,
"but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.

When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, " 1-2-3!"  Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the  1-2-3 for?"

And that, my CH Sisters & Brothers, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle. Smiley Smiley

Back to top
  

Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!!  You need to Login or Register
Ruthie Harper Ruthie Harper  
IP Logged
 
Kilowatt3
CH.com Old Timer
****
Offline


1952 Jag


Posts: 300
Lake Charles, Louisiana - USA
Gender: male
Re: For all my grammatically correct friends
Reply #1 - Mar 17th, 2011 at 2:19pm
 
"Ending a sentence with a preposition is a practice up with which I will not put!" - Winston Churchill
Back to top
  

Regards,
Jim
SW Louisiana

If "that which does not kill me, makes me stronger", then how come I always feel like $hit after every near-death experience?
WWW kilowatt3  
IP Logged
 
Potter
CH.com Alumnus
***
Offline


Team MOOSE DROOL Stinky
Stuff on a Hook Prostaff


Posts: 3600
Blgs.Mt.
Gender: male
Re: For all my grammatically correct friends
Reply #2 - Mar 17th, 2011 at 2:54pm
 
You kill me.

  Potter
Back to top
  
 
IP Logged
 
Page Index Toggle Pages: 1
Send Topic Print

DISCLAIMER: All information contained on this web site is for informational purposes only.  It is in no way intended to be used as a replacement for professional medical treatment.   clusterheadaches.com makes no claims as to the scientific/clinical validity of the information on this site OR to that of the information linked to from this site.  All information taken from the internet should be discussed with a medical professional!