I'm hitting on about a "6" and can't get it down (hey, I got it down to this with O2 and meds and Red Bull and lots of walking and head banging) -- My ear has a cramp (yes, BobG.. my ear gets a damn cramp! - I really was serious about that one )..

Have an 18 month old wanting attention and "now" Granny!!! Oh yeah, I need to bend over about now and someone to "touch me".. And it's almost time for the school bus that I have to go meet (that entails getting out in the SUN!! -- just what I need today!)..

Have FIVE BIG tax returns sitting here waiting for me to get them out (actually they're in boxes and Walmart sacks waiting for me to go thru a year's reciepts and THEN do the tax return). And two other clients called today and "remembered" it's APRIL and time to get me their stuff (it's not a PROBLEM is it - there's still over a week to get it done -- of course not, I was just sitting here watching soap operas and eating bon bons!!).

I'm trying to figure out HOW to make PURPLE icing for a cake I have to make for Red Hatters tomorrow cause it's Red Hatter's birthday month and I'm the Queen (you'd think I'd have servants but MY chapter feels it's the Queen's DUTY to do ALL the work for THEM - what's WRONG with this picture -- I'm trying to get embeached, but so far no one else is STUPID enough to take my place!)

And then there is the DRYER -- My idiot daughter-in-law burned it up yesterday... The last one I bought was in 1968 -- this one I've only had for about 8 years and in a year she's managed to burn it up --- about three weeks ago she burned up my washer (the last one of those I bought was about 1970). I told Idiot son to put up a clothes line and let her hang out clothes for a while - THEN maybe she'd appreciate modern appliances - or haul her ass to the laundrymat and quit destroying MY things...

And I'm in HIGH CYCLE right now and everytime the damn barometer changes (which is about hourly) my head does a number on me. Went to the neuro last week and he gave me some new pills (long lasting stuff - Favro or something like that) I go to get it filled and the pharmacist tells me it's not covered under the medicare RX plan and that it's $281 - Of couse I told them to KEEP THE DAMN STUFF - It don't work THAT good.    So if this cycle don't stop pretty soon, I'm back on DHE to break it and this is NOT the time of year for that horrible stuff.

But the good news is Caleb made the "A" honor roll for the THIRD semester in a row... My bra size increased once again. Only one more to go and we'll have batted 1000 for this year.

Now don't you feel better that you don't have MY problems?    See I knew you would... Hugs BD

I’m sorry, Barbara. My remark about the ear cramp was insensitive. My apologies to you.
Hope things start looking up for you soon.
Congratulation to Caleb for his good work.

Sending hugs your way Barbara.

But don't remind me about tax returns, I'll have ours to do in a month or so. At least this year I should get a tax refund, which is always welcome.

Barb, now I feel like a dumbass. I didn't see the smiley.
No, dumbasses were'nt invented in Vegas. Some of us moved here.