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CH poetry
Apr 27th, 2011 at 10:45am
 
There once was a lady from Waterloo.
Whose CH caused her such a hullabaloo.
At night they were worse
And caused her to curse,
Until she chugged down a Red Bull or two.
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Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear... 'The Terminator' AKA CH
 
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Re: CH poetry
Reply #1 - Apr 27th, 2011 at 4:13pm
 
There once was a lady whose CH was quite severe.
The pain went through her eye and into her ear.
The stab made her sad.
The ache made her mad.
But the relief Oxygen gave made her cheer!
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Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear... 'The Terminator' AKA CH
 
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Reply #2 - Apr 28th, 2011 at 8:56am
 
Thanks for the limericks...they made me smile!  Smiley Blessings. lance
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Reply #3 - Apr 28th, 2011 at 9:29am
 
Nicely done, Lettucehead.

Lemme give it a whirl....

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Nah. Nevermind.
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Reply #4 - Apr 29th, 2011 at 7:42am
 
Keep goin' Brew...it does have possibilities! Here's my entry:

There once was a man from Killarney
Who though Cluster Headaches was Blarney
The one fateful day
The Beast came to play
Now what he says is alarmin'!

But yours is more classic. Best. lance
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Re: CH poetry
Reply #5 - Apr 29th, 2011 at 10:31am
 
wimsey1 wrote on Apr 29th, 2011 at 7:42am:
Keep goin' Brew...it does have possibilities! Here's my entry:

There once was a man from Killarney
Who though Cluster Headaches was Blarney
The one fateful day
The Beast came to play
Now what he says is alarmin'!

But yours is more classic. Best. lance


hahaha!  awesome!
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Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear... 'The Terminator' AKA CH
 
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Reply #6 - May 1st, 2011 at 6:36am
 
i grew the nail
on my index finger
6 inches long
a real nail digger
bring on the beast!!!
i fear it not
my eyeball to pierce
its target i got,,,

burma shave
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