I was eating lunch on the 20th of
    February with my 9-year-old
    Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day
    is tomorrow?";
    She said "It's President's Day!"
   
    She is a smart kid.
    I asked "What does President's Day mean?"
    I was waiting for something about
    Washington or Lincoln ... etc.
   
    She replied,"President's Day is when
    President Obama steps out of
    the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have
    one more year of unemployment."
   
    You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts
    out your nose.

good one!