Ladies, this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a
woman alive who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early that morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell
me that I had been rescheduled for 9:30 am. I had only just packed
everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The
trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick
wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the
washcloth into the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped into the
car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up onto the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little
surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this
morning, haven't we?'

I didn't respond.

After the examination, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking...

After school, when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'

I told her to get another one from the bathroom cabinet.

She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink - it had all
my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'

I am NEVER going back to that doctor.

EVER!!!