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Hmmmmmmm. Why? (Read 713 times)
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Hmmmmmmm. Why?
Nov 2nd, 2011 at 3:14am
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their vitamins/medications, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice in a bottle made with artificial flavouring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Re: Hmmmmmmm. Why?
Reply #1 - Nov 2nd, 2011 at 6:47pm
Why do men have nipples?
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Re: Hmmmmmmm. Why?
Reply #2 - Nov 3rd, 2011 at 8:29am
Why do you park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?
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Re: Hmmmmmmm. Why?
Reply #3 - Nov 5th, 2011 at 7:45am
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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"Somebody had to say it" is usually a piss poor excuse to be mean.
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