1)  He said to me .... I  don't know why you wear
a bra, you've got nothing to put in it
    (A) I said to him ... You wear pants don't you?

2)  He said to me..Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
    (A) I said to him; That's a good idea you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.

3)  He said to me .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I give you?
    (A) I said to him... Turn  sideways and look in the mirror!

4)  He said to me .. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    (A) I said to  him ... We don't have time.

5)  He said to me.... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    (A) I said to him .. know one knows the answer to that question; because it has never been done.

6)  He said to me.... Why do you think it's so difficult for women like you to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
    (A) I said to him .... Because they already have boyfriends.

7)  He said to me .... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
    (A) I said to him.... A  widow.

8)  He said to me .... Why  are married women heavier than single women?
    (A) I said to him .... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed .... Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Thank U Very Much....

Ruthie...you slay me...was just about to ask how ya doin'..............