Okay, like most of us, when I’m going through a spell after 18 months, 2 days and 13 hours of remission (hey, who’s counting) the first thing I do is run to the internet to see if there are some new treatments, cures, research.  I am happy to report that the latest findings show that we tend to have blue or brown eyes.  This is startling and revelatory because previously it was thought that the majority of us had hazel eyes.  Correct me if I’m wrong, but they’ve now covered all but green eyes (which usually fall under hazel anyway).  So, here’s my note to the medical research community out there (if they’re listening).  NOBODY GIVES A RAT’S A*&^ WHAT COLOR EYES WE HAVE!!!!  No frigging wonder we don’t have a cure for this yet – YOU’RE SPENDING TIME RESEARCHING OUR EYE COLOR.  Just out of curiosity HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW what my eye color is given that one of my eyes is practically sealed shut from Horner’s Syndrome. But I’m going to help you guys out here and not even charge a research assistant fee.  WE WERE ALL WERE BORN WITH BLACK, BROWN, BLONDE OR RED HAIR.  Now could you jokers please get back to the serious research because we’re all sucking back D3, zinc and magnesium and doing our best imitations of Dennis Hopper in “Blue Velvet” waiting on you jokers.

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My man!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fantasy
A group of eminent scientists at morning tea are discussing their latest work that has proven beyond doubt that the organic material they discovered in deepest darkest southern Africa does indeed cure all of the worlds known illnesses within minutes of being applied to the forehead.

The chief scientist expresses to his fellow eminent friends that this material must be produced so cheaply that even the poorest of the poor will be able to afford it.


Reality
A group of eminent scientists at morning tea are discussing their latest work that has proven beyond doubt that the organic material they discovered in deepest darkest southern Africa does indeed cure all of the worlds known illnesses within minutes of being applied to the forehead.

The chief scientist expresses to his fellow eminent friends that this amazing find must never be let known to any one due to the fact that if we cure all of the worlds ail's we will be out of a job.

So my good chaps! KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

Barry, I think you're definitely on to something there!  I think it is a safe bet to assume that there will be no Nobel Prize given out for medical research for a breakthrough in Cluster Headaches in our lifetime.  Until then, we'll have to rely on one another for tips on surviving the night.