I would like to clear something up for you regarding the Distinction between Guts and Balls

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all Heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know The difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is the guy that arrives home late, after a night out with the guys, being Met by his wife at the door, who is holding a broom, and having the Guts to ask, "are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, reeking of cheap perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, You're next, Chubby.

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically Speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in  very severe injuries!