A Biker walked into a drug store, and asked to talk to male
Pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was
the only Pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the
store, there were no males employed there. She then asked
if she could help him.
The Biker said that it was something that he would be much
more comfortable discussing with a male Pharmacist.
The female Pharmacist assured him that she was completely
professional, and what ever it was that he needed to discuss,
he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest
level of professionalism.
The Biker then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for
me to discuss, but i have a ... Permanent erection. It causes
me a lot of problems, and severe embarrassment, and i was
wondering what could give me for it."
The Pharmacist said, just a minute, i'll talk to my sister.
When she returned, she said, we discussed it at lengh,
and the absolute best we can do is.
       
        1/3 Ownership in the shop
        A Company car
        Five home cooked dinners a week
        And $3000 a month living expenses