An Irishman an Englishman and an Australian were sitting in
a bar. There was only one other person in the bar; a man.
the three men kept looking over at this other man, for he
seemed somewhat familiar.

They stared and stared, wondering where they had seen
him before, when suddenly the Irishman cried out, "My God
i know who that man is! it's Jesus!"

The others looked again and, sure enough, it was Jesus
himself sitting alone at a table.

The Irishman calls out "Hey you!!! are you Jesus?"

The man looks over at him smiles a small smile and nods
his head," yes i am Jesus," he replies.

The Irishman calls the bartender over and says to him
"I'd like you to give Jesus over there a pint of Guinness
from me."

So the bartender pours Jesus a pint of Guinness and takes
it over to his table. Jesus looks over raises his glass to the
men, smiles a thank you and drinks up.

The Englishman then calls out, "Err excuse me, Sir, but would
you be Jesus?"

Jesus smiles and replies, "Yes i am Jesus."

The Englishman beckons to the bartender and tells him to send
over a pint of Newcastle Brown Ale for Jesus, which the
bartender duly does as before, Jesus accepts the drink and
smiles over at the men.

Then the Aussie calls out "oi, you d'ya reckon you're Jesus,
or what?"

Jesus nods and says, "Yes i am Jesus."

The Aussie is mighty impressed an has the bartender send
over a pot of ice cold VB for Jesus, which he accepts with
pleasure.

Some time later after finishing the drinks, Jesus rises from
his seat and approaches the three men.

He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it,
thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the
Irishman gives a cry of amazment. "Oh God the arthritis
is gone," he says, "The arthritis i've had for years has
disappeared. I'ts a miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the hand of the Englishman, thanking
him for the Newcastle Brown Ale. Upon letting go, the
Englishman's eyes widen in shock. "By jove," he exclaims,
"that headache that's plagued me for over 40yrs has
vanished completely. I'ts a miracle!"

Jesus then turns to the Aussie whose face reflects sheer terror.
The Aussie whispers in his ear, "Oi! bugger off, mate.
I'm on workers comp!!"