There was this small church down in Texas that had a very
big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they
bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.Unfortunatly,
she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something
had to be done about this or they would have to get
another organist. So,one of the ladies approached her
very discreetly and told her to mash up some green
Persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts
and maybe they would shrink in size. They warned her,
though, not to eat any of the green Persimmons "because
they are so sour they wiil make your mouth pucker up and
you won't be able to talk properly for a while."
She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the
pulpit and said,
"Due to thircumsthantthis bewond my contwol, we will not
hath a thermon tewday."