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John Freedom CH.com Newbie Offline I Love CH.com! Posts: 5	The cure Feb 8^th, 2014 at 2:55am Get rid of your significant other. Headaches stop.
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Re: The cure
Reply #1 - Feb 8^th, 2014 at 7:48am

John Freedom wrote on Feb 8^th, 2014 at 2:55am:

Get rid of your significant other. Headaches stop.

We have a hypothalamus and, oh, but for the life of us,
It plays up, stays up, breaks up and wakes us up.
My little hypothalamus, big like hippopotamus,
It must’ve fostered cluster and you’re busted down to hell with us.

Medication, meditation, seditation, tried the lot.
Lithium and calcium, lidocaine, tried smoking pot.
Caffergotcha, melatonin, teeth pulled, stop your moaning,
Acupuncture, coca cola, anything to stop the rot.

Hot packs, cold packs, predni-poison, dopey-max,
Ibuprofen and religion, snorted mustard, visited quacks.
Imitrex and quick sex, goodness knows what hex is next,
Don’t tell us, hypothalamus, we all must just learn to relax.

Hoo-doo, voo-doo, kudzu, verapomil,
Boo-hoo, no O2. Like you, I can’t stand still.
Head-banging til it’s bleeding. Gimme strength, it’s all I’m needing,
Pills chill my thrills, hypothalamus, I’m filled with the will to kill.

So, hypothalamus, tell us tales we’ll all believe,
Why you swipe at all the lot of us with a pain we can’t relieve.
Did you have a lousy childhood? Dad a thug, your mother no good,
Or are you just a nasty basket who deceives to achieve?

Ha, we’ve got you, hypothalamus! Feisty beastie that you be.
We’ve seen you beat and cheat us, now we see your destiny.
We suffer rough and tough, so stuff your bluff we’ve had enough,
I’ve now got lots of friends, it’s no longer just thee and me.

My name is Brian. I'm a ClusterHead and I'm here to help. Email me anytime at briandinkum@yahoo.com

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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: The cure Reply #2 - Feb 8^th, 2014 at 9:07am OUCH!!! Well,,,, if she was a source of stress!!! I can see the potential for a reduction. Hope life starts looking up for you....seriously, if it's CH...they will be back. Don't let a temporary reprieve from attacks get you to drop your guard. Joe
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Esheel31 CH.com Junior Offline I Love CH.com! Posts: 74 Virginia,USA Gender:	Re: The cure Reply #3 - Feb 8^th, 2014 at 10:08am John you posting that crap again? I thought Potter gave you grief the last time. You'll get enough grief from our lady friends soon enough
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Re: The cure
Reply #4 - Feb 8^th, 2014 at 10:27am

John Freedom wrote on Feb 8^th, 2014 at 2:55am:

Get rid of your significant other. Headaches stop.

John Freedom wrote on Oct 5^th, 2013 at 12:51pm:

Wow, folks doubt my cluster as legit as a way to say they're more cluster than me. What fucking egotistical retards people are. I am not trying to degrade women, I am trying to suggest there is an emotional component to clusters. It is not women's fault they are who they are, it is my fault for reacting to them the way I do. I am pointing out there is an emotional component to clusters, and that if you do not look at stress in your life as an aggravating factor, then you deserve the shit you are in. And to the stoopid bitch that suggested I don't really suffer clusters, who in the hell would come to a cluster board who doesn't suffer them? USE YOUR BRAIN. Nagging doesn't trigger them, don't be stupid. It is the emotional state of being beholden to someone.

This is one of his other posts.
My question is why hasn't this turd been locked?

Potter

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Re: The cure
Reply #5 - Feb 8^th, 2014 at 8:55pm

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John Freedom wrote on Feb 8^th, 2014 at 2:55am:

Get rid of your significant other. Headaches stop.

John Freedom wrote on Oct 5^th, 2013 at 12:51pm:

This is one of his other posts.
My question is why hasn't this turd been locked?

Potter

Good Question Potter...John, take a second and read our rules of conduct as personal attacks are not tolerated. I missed that previous post Potter quoted or you'd already be locked. This is a board to help and support cluster headache sufferers, please keep that in mind and use it appropriately.

Joe

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Hoppy CH.com Alumnus Offline LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE Posts: 1890 Perth WA Gender:	Re: The cure Reply #6 - Feb 8^th, 2014 at 11:51pm I've been trying to figure out that message. Now i remember. Hoppy.
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Mike NZ CH.com Hall of Famer Offline Oxygen rocks! D3 too! Posts: 3785 Auckland, New Zealand Gender:	Re: The cure Reply #7 - Feb 9^th, 2014 at 3:02am For many of us our significant others are our rock, our supporter and much, much more. If it was ever a choice between CH and my supporter, I'd keep both as one is just too important to me to lose.
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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: The cure Reply #8 - Feb 9^th, 2014 at 8:33am Mike NZ wrote on Feb 9^th, 2014 at 3:02am: For many of us our significant others are our rock, our supporter and much, much more. If it was ever a choice between CH and my supporter, I'd keep both as one is just too important to me to lose. Pretty well says it for me too Mike, nicely put. Joe
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