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Men are deep thinkers....
May 17th, 2014 at 2:39pm
 
What deep thinkers men are...

I mowed the lawn today.  After doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing.'
The reason I said that instead of saying, 'Just thinking,' is because she would have said, 'About what?'
At that point I would have had to explain how men are deep thinkers about various topics and that would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question:  Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking I came up with the answer to the question. 
Getting kicked in the nuts is definitely more painful than having a baby.
Here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
However, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think it might be nice to get another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.  Time for another beer.
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Re: Men are deep thinkers....
Reply #1 - May 17th, 2014 at 8:56pm
 
Sound logic like that might get you into trouble!
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Re: Men are deep thinkers....
Reply #2 - May 18th, 2014 at 7:58am
 
It's all to do with women's intuition, Joe, which is such a real and unforgiving force.

I mean, DennyM knows I'm wrong before I've even spoken.
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Reply #3 - May 27th, 2014 at 1:15pm
 
Every woman in the world that has given birth has said, usually screamed, "I want to kick that Son-Of-A- Bitch in the nuts."  Angry
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Reply #4 - Jun 3rd, 2014 at 6:41pm
 
i dont know, i might go for getting kicked in the nuts if they give me an epidural and load me up with some good stuff   Grin
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