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Had a sigmoidoscopy today...and the question is... (Read 865 times)
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Had a sigmoidoscopy today...and the question is...
Jun 10th, 2014 at 9:48pm
 
...when do you know your gastroenterologist has you by the balls!!!!


...is it when he says come back only 6 months after your last colonoscopy so we can
just "check up" on those 3 nasty polyps we removed?....


or.....is it when you waltz out of the hopital all fat dumb and happy because he says
you don't have to do THIS again for 3 years?......UNTIL you realize that most people only do this every 10 years!.................


....OR... is it when he finishes that cabin "upgrade" in Lake Tahoe.....SHEEEEEEEEEET....I think I know.......................................

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Re: Had a sigmoidoscopy today...and the question is...
Reply #1 - Jun 11th, 2014 at 7:59am
 
It's when he does a flex sig to check for a fistula.  After the procedure you ask what the verdict is and he says oh you really need an MRI to check for a fistula.  You then find he is part owner of the surgical suite that the flex sig was done in!!!
Just filling his pockets!!!!!
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