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Hoppy
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Sheila walked into the kitchen.
Feb 12th, 2015 at 10:40pm
 
Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.
What are you doing?
Hunting Flies!
Oh. Killing any? 
Yep, 3 males, 2 Females, he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. How can you tell them apart?
He responded, 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.
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Re: Sheila walked into the kitchen.
Reply #1 - Feb 13th, 2015 at 12:52am
 
Ha!  Smiley
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Reply #2 - Feb 13th, 2015 at 7:19am
 
I'm the first to admit that our ladies can be a little unpredictable, especially after the lovely DennyM told me I had to drive her to the shops, NOW!

I suggested she might be better off walking, just for the exercise, as she was starting to get a bit of a 'tummy' and while she was there to get some cream for the pimple on her chin.

I explained all this to the nurses as I regained consciousness, and even they were shaking their pretty little heads in disbelief at how badly I'd been treated.

Fair dinkum, it's a strange old world.
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My name is Brian. I'm a ClusterHead and I'm here to help. Email me anytime at briandinkum@yahoo.com
 
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Re: Sheila walked into the kitchen.
Reply #3 - Feb 14th, 2015 at 4:01am
 
Brian wrote, I explained all this to the nurses as I regained consciousness, and even they were shaking their pretty little heads in disbelief at how badly I'd been treated.

Nothing that a couple of VB's can't fix.

Smiley Smiley


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