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Hoppy
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Jun 12th, 2015 at 3:02am
 
The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.

"Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."

"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.

"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."

All the men nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked. Then the patient's daughter asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?"

"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women's brains have to be marked down because they're used."
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Reply #1 - Jun 12th, 2015 at 5:40am
 
Hoppy,

Good one. I thought for a minute that you were walking into trouble.

Peter.
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Reply #2 - Jun 12th, 2015 at 6:22am
 
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Reply #3 - Jun 12th, 2015 at 11:36pm
 
I'd have thought women's brains would be more expensive as they don't have to worry about CH.
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My name is Brian. I'm a ClusterHead and I'm here to help. Email me anytime at briandinkum@yahoo.com
 
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Reply #4 - Jun 13th, 2015 at 12:49am
 
Your treading on thin ice now Brian.
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Reply #5 - Jun 13th, 2015 at 5:04pm
 
Hoppy wrote on Jun 13th, 2015 at 12:49am:
Your treading on thin ice now Brian  Smiley


I'm sure Brian could find far too many neurologists who would confirm that women do not get CH.

And sadly that isn't a joke.
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Reply #6 - Jun 13th, 2015 at 7:54pm
 
What Brian and Mike said, and that's no joke!  Tongue  Heading for the hills now!

Jerry
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