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The Miracle of Toilet Paper (Read 1320 times)
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The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Mar 1st, 2017 at 11:25am
 
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER as related to me in strict confidence

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

'How long will this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Reply #1 - Mar 1st, 2017 at 4:46pm
 
I bet that wiped the smile off her face!!!!
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