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Oct 4th, 2018 at 4:28am
 
Whilst on the way home this evening I checked out the latest NZ news.

The breaking news story was all important as it also occupied the top story location - Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!!  You need to Login or Register.

Yes, the breaking news was that one hair salon decided to charge children the same as adults.

Another important story was - Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!!  You need to Login or Register

Yes, someone earned more busking that some of her friends working in retail stores (NZ$80 is about US$50, which is a pretty good hourly rate, especially if someone doesn't declare it and pay tax).

A critical issue for transport - Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!!  You need to Login or Register - is that there are too many buses trying to use a bus station, so the bus company has grabbed some car park spaces so people who normally park there have to walk a bit further.

Yes, these were the headlines.

And an important one I almost missed - Multimedia File Viewing and Clickable Links are available for Registered Members only!!  You need to Login or Register - a Minister using the C word live on TV by accident.

A few years back an MP (Member of Parliment) was trying to suggest something was a "cunning stunt" and got the initial letters of each word mixed up. The result was that the session stopped for multiple minutes to allow everyone to stop laughing.
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Re: NZ News
Reply #1 - Oct 4th, 2018 at 9:51am
 
Recently, the whole front page of one of our daily papers - the leading story of the day - was entirely devoted to some bimbo model who had a groin strain.  Clearly theres not much happening in the world.  Huh
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Reply #2 - Oct 4th, 2018 at 6:15pm
 
maz wrote on Oct 4th, 2018 at 9:51am:
Recently, the whole front page of one of our daily papers - the leading story of the day - was entirely devoted to some bimbo model who had a groin strain.  Clearly theres not much happening in the world.  Huh


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Reply #3 - Oct 4th, 2018 at 9:12pm
 
More than 250 people have died while trying to take a selfie, according to new research.

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From The Australian newspaper online.
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