Posted by Charlie S (206.159.166.189) on July 11, 2001 at 03:02:25:
God said, "Go down into the valley."
And Adam said, "What's a valley?"
And God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the river"
And Adam said "What's a river?"
And God explained it to him.
HE then said, "Go over the hill."
And Adam said, "What's a hill?"
And God explained it to him.
Then He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill there is a cave."
And Adam said, "What's a cave?"
And God explained that to him and said, "In the cave you will find woman."
And Adam said, "What's a woman?"
So God explained that to him,
And said "I want you to reproduce."
And Adam said, "How do I do that?"
So God explained it to him.
So off went Adam, down into the valley, across the river, over the hill, and
into the cave and found the woman, and soon he was back in the presence of
God, who said angrily, "What is it now?"
And Adam said, "What's a headache?"
Smiles: Charlie S :^)