Posted by Hal (38.26.2.129) on June 27, 1999 at 00:30:39:
In Reply to: Sliding Doors posted by Steve W on June 25, 1999 at 09:08:08:
I first ran across this term in an Australian newspaper. There was a cartoon of a dog with an erection sitting on its hind legs and using one of its front paws to masturbate. The caption read, “Dog Wanking.”
Q. What did the butcher do when his shop caught fire?
A. He grabbed his meat and beat it.