Posted by Hal (206.15.146.212) on July 09, 1999 at 01:35:39:
In Reply to: the ex list posted by Jim Crandall on July 08, 1999 at 15:00:33:
Try to get your doctor to prescribe Chlordiazep for your heartbreak. I was forced into retirement on totally bogus charges a month ago, three years before I would have qualified for the max in benefits. The feeling isn’t quite as terrible as the feeling of heartbreak, but it’s really, really close: thudding, almost painful heartbeat, can’t eat, can’t sleep, can’t stop wondering how they could do this to me, what did I do to deserve to be shat on like this, why didn’t I see it coming, etc. Chlordiazep, also known as “Librium,” pretty much cures all that. I take 25 mg. when I get up and it lasts about 24 hours. I’m still not eating much, which is okay, because, like most Americans, I’m a little overweight, but my heartbeat is normal, my chest doesn’t hurt, I can concentrate enough to read and to watch TV, AND I CAN SLEEP! Oh, I nearly forgot to mention that I’m currently in remission, so The Demon is out of my life, at least for now. As far as I know, Chlordiazep won’t help with CH’s, but it will block the heartbreak, so that you’ll be able to get a little part of your life back.