Posted by Erik (130.67.9.87) on August 01, 1999 at 02:47:12:
In Reply to: Messages in new windows posted by DJ on July 31, 1999 at 21:58:44:
In my firm and inflexible opinion the changes just instituted by Mr. DJ is a technical improvement of no small significance, if you will excuse my attempt at making a litotes. However, this site has recently evidenced a deplorable decline in moral standards. The levity and obscenity flagrantly displayed on the message board is entirely disgusting. I read it solely for academic reasons!
Ms. Nancy complains of getting old, and her computer as well. That is hard for me to take seriously as I am 105, and my computer is the selfsame horse-drawn hand cranked item that Mr. N. Bonaparte employed to lose the battle of Waterloo, and even so left clicking is consumated with satisfying celerity.
I will now go for my Sunday morning stroll in the woods, illegally carrying a pistol to ward off the wolves lately sighted in the area. Then again - perhaps being bitten by a wolf would ameliorate the pain.
See you around, kids.