Posted by Tedski (165.189.41.11) on September 15, 1999 at 12:22:44:
WHICH BARBIE?
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter.
"How much is that Barbie in the window?" he asks the shop assistant.
In a condescending manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have
Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95
Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95
Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95
Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95
Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95
and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."