Posted by Dennis O'C (207.70.186.195) on September 17, 1999 at 01:04:52:
In Reply to: A Cluster attack, A 2-year-old and "Barney". posted by drummer on September 16, 1999 at 11:10:30:
I hope I'm not to late! It took me 2 days to build up the strength to open any post with the B word in the title.
Drummer...listen to me dammit!! STEP AWAY FROM THE BARNEY BOOK!! Put it down.. now!!...slowly...you can do it...
Your family needs you...this website needs you (OK maybe not everybody...but)...I don't know what pushed you over the edge..but Barneycide is NOT the answer.
Don't be fooled by his hipnotic tunes...BARNEY DOES NOT LOVE YOU!! (SMACK...SMACK) Snap out of it!!
Remember the good times, the pain, the joy in saying "Bullshit!!They don't know what the fuck their talking about!". Dammit Drummer don't leave us!!
Get to a phone dial 911...YES I KNOW that makes eleven!!...Dial the number now. Tell them you have overdosed and need an extended thought. Try to get down a few pages of Sirens of Titan..that should bring you back a little.
Remember..you are an idiot..and are in a dysfunctional family.
If you commit BARNEYCIDE you will not go to Heaven...or to Hell for that matter. No self respecting afterlife would have you.
I tried to just listen and not be judgemental but I...I...I...just believe a mind is a terrible thing to waste! Don't hate me when the purple fog clears and your good healthy sarcastic thoughts return.
Buh bye
DEN