Posted by Dave n Ky (205.188.198.168) on September 27, 1999 at 01:55:22:
Anyone done any self-experimenting about the artificial sweetners we use in our morning coffee? Has anyone seen them as a trigger? Just wondering if it's worth a couple of pounds around the waist to see if Devil Boy stays out of my eye. I drink alot of coffee so it may be more than a couple of pounds, hence the extra holes allready punched in our belts.
Just thought of a cute semi funny coffee joke:
I got up one morning to find my 10 year old son had made me my morning coffee in my favorite cup. As I was sipping I noticed something semi floating around in the cup. I reached in with my spoon and removed a small green plastic toy army man standing at attention.I asked " what the heck" and my son said he had been watching TV and the commercial said " The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup. Didn't really happen,but a cute joke non the less.Humor helps.