Posted by Charlie S (206.159.160.171) on June 21, 2001 at 01:20:04:
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes
Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to
prove
to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer? A blonde
gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she
says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000
blondes start cheering "Give her another chance!! "Give her another
chance!!"
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of
you together in one place and we have the worldwide press and global
broadcast media here, gee, ugh, I guess we can give her another chance.
So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?' After nearly 30 seconds she eventually
says,
"Ninety?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a
dejected
sigh-everyone is disheartened the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls
begin to yell and wave their hands shouting "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!!"
GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage
eventually says "OK! OK!" Just one more chance! "What's 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says "Four?"
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to
their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream.......
"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Smiles......Charlie S :^)