Posted by Todd (184.108.40.206) on October 01, 1999 at 07:53:22:
In Reply to: More Butterfly Fart Insight posted by Dave n Ky on October 01, 1999 at 04:54:38:
It may well be that the actual cause of someone's cluster is that a butterfly that SHOULD have farted DIDN'T, thereby NOT causing ripples in the air whichresulted in leaves NOT rustling so that a bird DIDN'T get frightened and STAYED on the branch, instead of flying away to catch and ingest the ONE insect in the world which eventually makes sires the precise insect offspring which nibbles gently upon one of our earlobes, thus triggering a cluster. Thus, planting beanoflowers in South America might just result in a horrible worldwide epidemic of clusters with the predictable aftermath being far worse than the worldwide nuclear destruction so often predicted in science fiction.
Just my opinion, of course, I could be wrong.
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