Posted by Bobbie P. (161.184.19.26) on October 11, 1999 at 19:06:50:
This is a special post for my fellow sister sufferers out there (well, I guess the men can read it too):
A prayer for the stressed.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work....12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays.
And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Bobbie P.