Left Brain/ Right CH + engineer jokes

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Posted by Stevek ( on October 15, 1999 at 11:31:35:

In Reply to: Left Brain / Right Brain posted by Bob P on October 15, 1999 at 10:06:12:

I'm an engineer with right side CHs; although I do get bored to tears with the typical conversation at work. Maybe these right-side CHs are pointing to a career change. SteveK

Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.

Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

Q: What do engineers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

>You might be an engineer if:

you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.

the sales people at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions

at an air show you know how fast the skydivers are falling.

you bought your wife a new CD-ROM drive for her birthday.

you have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.

you know what http:// stands for.

you look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids' toys together.

you spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.

you think that people yawning around you are sleep deprived.

you window shop at Radio Shack

your laptop computer costs more than your car.


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