Posted by Tim M (205.188.196.33) on October 21, 1999 at 22:41:50:
I read the board earlier today, and now its almost 10:00 at night, and I can't believe that a well-intentioned, if not well-considered, attempt to raise our spirits is still getting the attention that it is.
I'd like to string together every politically incorrect, vulgar, crude, and tasteless punchline from every bad joke that I've ever laughed at, and put it out here to entertain everyone and their sensibilities.
But I can't, because I'm a dumbass with a bad memory.And laugh lines around my eyes.