Posted by hub (22.214.171.124) on November 02, 1999 at 07:06:19:
In Reply to: Now, Gary, I thought we weren't going to mention Hub's deformity here (nt) posted by Margi on November 01, 1999 at 17:38:46:
I didn't realize that my protruding forehead was so evident in my picture. Kids used to call me lightbulb head. My momma always told me that I just needed extra room for all my brains, momma's are like that you know. I never was a hat wearer, because they don't make 'em big enough. Baseball caps? Forget it. I'm out to the last little adjustment notch.
I figured with all this frontal lobe I would have telepathy or something. So as a kid, I would sit for hours and try to move objects with my mind. I was doing this one day in my 3rd grade class, really grunting and my face was turning red, and Sally Walters my teacher says. "Hubbs if you're that constipated go to the restroom, your giving me the creeps" I was really embarassed you know, so I sat there the rest of the day trying to give her a heart attack with telepathy.
You know, all that straining and stuff could be the reason for CH. Does anyone else have a similar story? Maybe I'm on to something here!
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