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Posted by Riccardo ( on December 03, 1999 at 05:40:57:

When the attack is coming, a CH novice have to do:
say AUMMMM many times, then make sex, preferably with a beast, then 2 minutes of hard exercise, then use an hammer to beat his head, then take long breaths, meanwhile fart gently, put some frozen peas on the face, put the 5th Beethoven Sympony in the HiFi at the maximum of the sound volume, take a hot shower but with the head on the air conditioner, some shout at the mirror, then put a hot towel on the head (remember to throw out the peas!), then ask anyone to massage his neck, just 2 minutes of jogging around the table, a shot of Imitrex in the leg, then some frozen beans in the eye, take two mins to howl to the moon, 2 suppositories in the ears, then 2 mantra that say "I feel me in good shape", break a bottle of whisky on the carpet and spit on it, calculate the square of numbers from 1 till 1000, a shot of Imitrex in the nostril,put the head into the fridge, and take a breath of O2. In about 60 minutes the pain is disappeared!

John Bown, and you think that any normal person can stay here to see all this?, and you think that any neighbour don't call 911?

((( no intention to criticise the methods -i do many of these, except the sex with beasts- t'was only an innocent joke, but have you ever thought that we really seem "out of our mind" during an attack????..... ))))

Ciao and pain free days

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