Posted by jonny (152.163.206.214) on December 11, 1999 at 17:52:28:
some of you might have heard this one.
guy comes out of the bathroom and jumps into bed.
and the wife says (i got a headache)
so, the guy says--thats alright i was just in the bathroom powdering my d#$k with asprin.
you can either take it orally or as a suppository.
(this joke is not ment to offend).....:-)