Posted by FREEK (208.4.16.212) on December 15, 1999 at 03:52:15:
"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words - 'mank' and 'ind.' What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind."
"I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader to decide."
"Then, at the very end, there's a page that you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid."
"I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him."
"THE CROWS seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw."
"To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?' you can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks.'"
"I don't think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet."
"When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to laugh. Not because of what he said, but because of a joke I thought of. I told him the joke, but he didn't laugh very much. Some friend he is."
"If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out of your nose."
"I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not for our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex."
Have a good day, and put down that axe.....FREEK