Posted by Bob P (22.214.171.124) on December 15, 1999 at 14:02:13:
In Reply to: A Cluster Distraction. posted by drummer on December 15, 1999 at 13:30:00:
I saw hub in spandex once. Ya see, he likes to run a lot for the endorphin high. Saw him in a marathon on TV once. The race was close to the finish and this guy in pink spandex came bolting out of one of the honey huts on the side of the route (he'd been hiding there since the start of the race). He quickly overtakes the leader of the race. Pats the guy on the butt as he goes by (actually it was more of a squeeze than a pat). He made it almost to the tape when he grabbed his throat and collapsed on the ground. Paramedics said it looked like he had a 2 sack concrete mix in his mouth but it had all the chemical properties of saliva. Guy nearly choked to death but that's what he gets for wearing spandex 3 sizes too small.
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