Top Ten things I would rather do than have Cluster Headaches...

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Posted by FREEK ( on January 09, 2000 at 16:51:41:

10. Have a Menage a trois With Bea Arthur and Janet Reno.

9. Be a urine taste-tester for proteins.

8. Have dinner with Jeffery Daumer.

7. Go on public television and claim I have found the perfect treatment for my Herpes, Genital warts, and buttboil outbreaks while avoiding a yeast infection during my period.

6. Get locked up and become "Cellblock Bitch of the Year."

5. Scoring drugs for Miriam Berry.

4. Be the guy willing to get sucked up by a tornado while holding a camera in order to give the folks at home a "Close up view."

3. "Get Naked" and spend ten days playing "Romper Room" (I'm sorry, that belongs in the "Top Ten things I would do with Pamela Lee" list.)

2. Go up to a gang of Hells Angels and, after insulting each one of thier mothers scream "You wanna peice of me?"

and the number one thing I would rather do than have CH is...

1. Castrate myself with a vegetable peeler

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