kicked in the head

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Posted by hub ( on January 12, 2000 at 12:26:06:

In Reply to: Hi posted by Susan on January 12, 2000 at 11:21:35:

Reminds me of the story of the time ol' "Wooly", my Great Pyrenees(registered bloodline from champion "ms great pairoknees" and "sir knocknees"), and "petey" my coon dog were fighting over breeding rights with a little shitsu.
They would always fight like that at suppertime, we fed them those little dogs and an occasional alley cat, so before they ate them they would go through this little ritual...well anywho they got to fighting an carrying on and wrestled each other over into the pasture by the mules, ol' "haw hee" and ol' "hee haw"...
now you know you get a mule by breeding a male donkey with a female horse...I always wondered if the donkey would have to stand on a box er sumthin...
My sons fiances' grandmas' chiwawa knocked up a pit bull, I aint lying, wondered about that too...
now if the horse is a male and the donkey female you get what you call a "Jenny"...
so anyway ol' "haw hee" kicked ol' "petey" square in the head gave him a wanderin' eyeball...I think it gave him migraines too...but he'd eat the mushrooms that were growing outta the mule poop and it seemed to help some...he wadn't the same after that, pappy used to say he was as worthless as steam offa mule hockey...
Hey sue. Didja ever hear 'bout narcotics anonymous? I'm sure they have a chapter in your city, It's free and worth a look...

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