Posted by Cujo (209.214.200.46) on January 13, 2000 at 05:08:35:
1. Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly
2. Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
3. Man who run in front of car get tired.
4. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
5. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
6. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
7. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
8. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
9. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth
10. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
11. Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
12. Dont rub lamp , if not want Genie to come out