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Posted by Elaine ( on January 14, 2000 at 17:04:47:

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels instructions on consumer goods…

On a hairdryer:
“Do not use while sleeping”
( Gee, that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of chips:
“You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.”
(The shoplifter special.)

On a bar of soap
“Directions: Use like regular soap
(And that would be how….?)

On some TV dinners:
“Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
(But it’s just a suggestion.)

On dessert (printed on the bottom of the box):
“Do not turn upside down.”
(Too late!)

On packaging for a iron:
“Do not iron cloths on body.”
(But wouldn’t this save time?)

On children’s Cough Medicine:
“Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
( We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On sleep aids:
“Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
(One would hope.)

On Japanese food processor:
“Not to be used for the other use.”
(I gotta admitt, I’m curious.)

On peanuts
“Warning: contains nuts”
(Talk about a new flash.)

On a child’s superman costume:
“Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”
(I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a chainsaw
“Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
(Was there a case of this happening somewhere? My God!)

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