Hubs early days.

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Posted by Bob P ( on January 19, 2000 at 10:51:06:

In Reply to: dream clusters posted by hub on January 19, 2000 at 07:48:09:

Back in high school, when hub was the mascot of the Shelbyville Aardvarks (a large burrowing mammal that feeds on termites with it's sticky tongue (no wonder they picked hub)) there was an incident at the Homecoming football game that everyone would have sworn was an hallucination but turned out to be real.

Old Clendon Brutcowski was trying to put a hit on fleet footed Freddy Finkilstein. Hub was on the sideline entertaining the packed house of 150 students with his cantaloupe juggling stunt (which is not easy to do while wearing an Aardvark suit). Clendon missed the hit on Freddy and ran right into the back of hub. Now the force of the collision sent hub a flying. Flew right over the top of Suzy, the spritzer, Stancowski (don't ask) while she was doing a 3/4 split. Jammed his protruding Aardvark nose in the left eye of Stevie, the stud, Studman and wound up face first in the chain link fence which kept the 5 man marching band from being harassed by the crowd. Hit the fence so hard, everyone was sure he'd be disfigured for life but as you can see from the picture above, he came out of it unscathed.


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