Posted by DougW (207.107.182.116) on January 26, 2000 at 11:13:15:
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it!)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it
pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
an hour. (still not over that pig thing!!)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure. (what's the deal with the pigs?)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Unless you are a pig)
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every
day.
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head,
before it starves to death. (creepy)
The male preying mantis can not copulate while it's
head is attached to it's body. the female initiates
sex by ripping the male's head off
(honey,I'm home..what the....)
In my next life I still want to be a pig....Quality
over quantity!!!!!!)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Starfishes do not have brains.
After reading all these, all I can say is "DAMN
PIGS"