Posted by Nancy (18.104.22.168) on January 31, 2000 at 11:18:27:
It seems that after God created everything on the earth he was cleaning up the loose ends and he called man to him and told him he would give him 20 years of good sex life.
Man was appalled! Only 20 years? But
God was very adamant and said that was all he could have.
Then God called the monkey and also gave him 20 years of good sex life.
The monkey told God that he only needed 10 years and God said that would be fine. Man spoke up and asked for the other 10 years from the monkey and God agreed.
After this God called on the lion and gave him 20 years of good sex life. Like the monkey the lion said that ho only needed 10 years.
Man then asked the lion for his additional 10 years and the lion and God agreed.
The donkey was next and like the others God gave him 20 years of good sex life. Also like the others the donkey said he only needed 10 years and also like the others man asked for the other 10 years. Both the
monkey and God agreed.
This is the reason that man has 20 years of excellent sex life, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of lion about it, and 10 years of making an ass of himself about it.
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