Posted by Maryse (188.8.131.52) on February 04, 2000 at 15:10:09:
In Reply to: Weekend Topic begins! posted by Mrs. Holloman on February 04, 2000 at 07:37:23:
Cluster headaches, as decreed by the petulant gods:
A full-grown African elephant, oddly enough,
shall stand on your head, while at the very same time,
and even more uncannily, you will accidentally impale
yourself in the forehead with an icepick made of red-hot iron,
which shall twist inside your tender, pachyderm-crushed flesh.
This unimaginable pain you shall endure for at least an hour
at repeated intervals for the rest of your life, and the rest of humanity
will consider you a freak (yes, that's the correct spelling).
Someone needs to write a good blues song for clusterheads!
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