Posted by Doctor Watson AKA Riccardo (212.110.32.4) on February 15, 2000 at 04:14:58:
In Reply to: Then again, the radical therapy of masturbation posted by chris on February 15, 2000 at 02:01:28:
...that in our Queen Victoria times, the horrible thing you promote is highly discouraged.
Many of our mothers, before we go to sleep, put on our penis a little cage with small bells, that ring in case we start to do this horrible thing.
The other mothers, tie up our hands, off the bedsheet.
All this is done for our health, the THING may harm our brain, we could become completely stupid (more!?!....), our skin will covered with rashes....yes not only there.... and (our Drummer said few days ago) this can cause the deviation of the penis to the same side of the hand we use.
Many of us already show signs of weakness, many are starting to use some strange and not pubic ....oops i mean not pudic... pictures on the wall of the garage (Jonny start for first....).
Many other, as the pictures on BobP Homepage well show, have already had the curse of rushes, empty eyes, stupid smiles, and their skin tends to be yellow coloured (don't mean the japaneses yellow skin is due to the THING excesses.....)
I'm confident that you don't post again on this matter, for the health of our children and us all
**********Love and PFNAD