Posted by Riccardo (209.239.65.145) on February 16, 2000 at 05:02:43:
In Reply to: ARRRG! posted by flapper on February 16, 2000 at 04:19:26:
...during all weekends. Think to my problem at Monday!!!!!!!
Now I start to use a probability method: I read the last answer to the posts, If this contains the words f**k off, s**t, a§§hole and stupid i read it and walk up the post ladder.
Plus I read all the posts of the people starting with the letters X,Y,W , but that doesn't contain much than 2 vowels and the square on the number of consonants does not exceed the age of the person that has posted, minus the age of the first person I meet in the morning. I give you a sample program to do so, speeding up your reading:
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START
IF (low.level.post CONTAIN "f**k off" .OR. "s**t" .OR. "a§§hole" .OR. "stupid" ) .OR. ((start.letter="X".or."Y".or."W" .AND. vowels.sum <3)
.AND.
THEN read post
ELSE
CLOSE CH
ENDIF
END
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Then I print the posts remained, extract one and read, and give others to my daughter to paint on it!
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Ciao and PFNAD