Posted by drummer (209.105.132.190) on February 16, 2000 at 18:42:58:
In Reply to: I love each and everyone one of you guys and gals posted by Jack on February 16, 2000 at 17:13:08:
#10) When Jack was young he was never invited to a Birthday party, but he would show up anyway.
#9) Whenever Jack passes gas; he NEVER says, "excuse me".
#8) Jack’s uncanny ability at being able to point out the obvious.
#7) Jack’s recent rejection into the "Sensitive Men’s Club".
#6) Jack’s subtlety.
#5) Jack’s the only clusterhead that has ever lived that is able to take a nap during an attack.
#4) The delicate way that Jack approaches ALL subject matters.
#3) The way that Jack forced his wife to marry him.
#2) Jack’s inability to "fit in".
And the number One reason that I love Jack is:
Jack can distinguish a pooh-pooh head from an asshole from a mile away.