Dave essay!

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Posted by Mrs Hollomans ( on February 27, 2000 at 15:18:42:

In Reply to: The Winners of the OUCH contest! posted by Mrs Holloman on February 27, 2000 at 15:13:34:

I think of the day when I was in despair
My pain with someone I needed to share
Will never forget the day I found this site
You all brought my shadows into the light
‘Twas here I finally found some hope
You’ve all taught me ways of how I can cope
And then finding people who understand
As anyone knows only a true family can
But there was a certain man
who set up a master plan
who brought it upon himself
to attack the very beast itself
I believe they call him DJ
And he’s always led the way
we honor him here tonight
And he’s surely earned that right
Now this man of noble stature
has become the CH dispatcher
He has enlisted troops galore
to help him fight in this great war
Now they joined him round the globe
some with ice picks in their temporal lobe
‘Twas an interesting group that he found
even got head bangers off of the ground
One lady who may weigh in at all of 98
In her arms they’d put their fate
and lo should it happen she become unfurled
with her unending strength she’d lift up the world
Then there goes the man with drumsticks
You can bet he’ll call them demons pricks
leading us onward and towards the front
he never shies away from being blunt
Next we see the sweetest gal
Who’s job it is to boost morale
Some they call her our Mrs. Twitch
step out of line and get the switch
Who are these three coming up next
If only they could get their minds off of sex
They’d pound the beast with the nearest club
Hmm… it must be Peter Doug and Hub
Then Sailpappy comes sailin’ along
He tells them my wife will say that it’s wrong
But on board jump Linda Susan and Jayne
when Riccardo gets on he just can’t explain
Now don’t think we can leave these guys out
We still need to be told what it’s all about
Q and Jack Todd Gary and Den O’C
Hear them now and you’d better agree
Some march way out in the back row
They’re not there alone just so you know
That’d be Dave Carl Ulie and Bob G
Also along are Nancy Chana Flapper and Nic D
Then we were all so happy to see
That Monique is now calm as can be
And that Piper thank God was a not a man
And Ted even actually does give a damn
Two others who really showed us they cared
Bob P thanks for the pictures you shared
And also to Bob K who is there never fail
Thanks for the gift of your famous KIP Scale
I love you all and it was hard to refrain
But we all heard the request of Elaine
She said 500 words or less is the curtain call
Sure wish I had room to cover you all
But don’t think I’ve forgotten this bud
Yeah that would be you Jonny you stud
he’s still got them mirrors on his shoes
Now get up Jonny and show off them tattoos!
Now since I have but a few words more
There’s just one thing I’d like to ask for
I’d like to say thank you to everyone here
have pain free days and nights the rest of the year!

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