Posted by Margi (22.214.171.124) on March 01, 2000 at 21:31:15:
In Reply to: Since we are talking about Rules posted by Nancy on March 01, 2000 at 19:56:34:
Our daughter has a 100 pound canine brother who will be accompanying you on dates with our daughter. He is a pretty friendly guy and he will lead you to believe that he can be bribed with dog cookies. We have found, however, that he has an incredible knack of sensing increasing testosterone levels and, for some reason, he becomes increasingly agitated when this happens. He also has an uncanny ability to grasp the testosterone producing area quickly and firmly in his teeth if he senses an overabundance of this hormone. We noticed after the last time, that he has tragically developed a pretty severe case of lock jaw and the fire department had to be called. We wouldn't want those nasty Jaws of Life to ruin your new pants, now would we?
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