Posted by Paul (208.31.40.204) on March 04, 2000 at 11:52:33:
In Reply to: ya know we can't pass on this : ) posted by Dave on March 04, 2000 at 09:10:06:
waiting for!
A shepherd and his apprentice take the flock to the high country for the summer. The shepherd tells his apprentice "ya know son, if ya get the urge, ya can always pick one and do it" The apprentice, looking shocked, says, what? The shepherd replies, "I do it all the time, gets lonely up here" After a few weeks the apprentice starts to have second thoughts. He's still not to keen on the idea but asks the shepherd if he still does it to the sheep. The shepherd says "hell yes! Just go and pick one." After a few more weeks the apprentice figures he is reaching the point of deadly sperm build up and he again asks the shepherd if it is ok. Shepherd says of course! Go pick one! I do it all the time. Well, the apprentice figures what the hell and he goes for it. As he is doin it he hears the shepherd laughing his ass off. The apprentice is really pissed to have been set up like this and yells at the shepherd "I knew you was lyin!" The shepherd replies " I didn't lie, I said pick one. I didn't say to pick the ugliest one!